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(colloquial noun - abbreviated from "helmet") : A begrudged friend who is tolerated, of disreputable or unreliable character.
"We was out on the tiles last night, he really did my head in last night, he's my bro n all, but he was cock blocking me all night - acting like such a helms."

"Alright helms?! How's it going"

Etc
by Nath Dogg November 29, 2013
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Contraction of 'he-elm.' The male elm tree.
ant: she-elm
Look at the nuts on that- its a mighty helm.
by robcraine March 15, 2004
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the glans(tip) of one's penis
I think I just chaffed my helm on my zipper.
by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008
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Being a lame college kid who everyone picks on and normally has a hot sibling that his friends want to bang
Max: "I was makin out with this babe last night, and it turned out to be that Tommy kid's sister" Austin: "yea that kid is pretty lame though" Max: "Oh so he's a Helm then? " Austin: "I wouldn't disagree"
by mattpalmer March 27, 2015
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Abstract mathematical theory: expression as a measurement of distance traveled in or outside of the continuum; a velocity currently not measurable /readable by scientific instrumentation.
1. The neutrino hurtled through the field at a Helm before colliding with its counterpart.

2. The round exited the barrel and traveled to its target in a Helm - like fury.
by midnight_ron September 04, 2016
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