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A person who simply sucks at life. Just awful, a complete load that should have been swallowed. Some kid who's not even in a cool Fraternity and is just terrible to be around.
Ugghhh, that kid is such a f***ing helmet. see also lemon
by John McShane October 04, 2004
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the tip and or head of the mals penis. the word is easily formed into a insult by adding another word, forming a compound word "Helmetshiner" or "german army Helmet"
and other things of that nature.although it can be used in a good way like so...
good:
Mike: dude i got the best Helmet last night.
Tyler: she spitshined your Helmet?
Mike: yeah i whipped out my Hoag and she went to town grinding my Helmet

insult:
Mike: (yelling at in a movie theatre) hey ho! whatch out, i drank to much soda now i gotta piss!
Gabe: shut the fuck up Helmet-shiner!
by MiKeD666 March 18, 2009
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A term used to describe a particular group of teenagers living in the town of Healdsburg, California. They typically have about 6-8 members; their attire is usually reconstructed denim, from thrift stores, or Threadless.com. They are mostly homeschooled or attend the local community college, and several make up the pop-punk band known as Secret Cat and attend the theater group known as the Imaginists. Helmet is famous for its genius creativity and obsession with apes.
Helmet's emblem or logo is characterized by a minimalistic face made up of a simple circle for a head, two dots for eyes and a straight line for a mouth.
Are you and Katrina going to the Helmet party on Saturday?
by H. Arlequinne August 19, 2008
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A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.
Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.
by spunkjordan June 05, 2016
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some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm
that kids a helmet
by A Bo October 27, 2007
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Used to describe sex and sexual activity in a generic way.

"I need to get some helmet"

"that guy is giving her some helmet"

"I can't believe that guy is getting so much helmet, he's nearly getting yards
by wazgilbert May 04, 2008
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"This bar is full of helmets."
by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005
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