The Helmet Catch- great games have defining plays, and this was it. It was 3rd and long for the Giants in their own territory with around 1 minute left in the game and a big play was required. It starts with a snap. Within moments, New England's defense had gotten through the offensive line's wall, as the Giants play, known as the Phantom begins to fall apart, and the Patriots get to Manning himself, with Adalius Thomas even grabbing a hold of the young gun slinger's jersey. Through sheer will, he tore himself from the clutches of the mighty defensive playmaker and found himself a bit of a clearing in a disintegrating pocket. Then, he waited a moment to gather himself (and possibly look downfield), before he launched what could only be referred to as a Hail Mary to Tyree, or more likely anyone who was beyond the first down marker. Already an incredible play becomes legendary as the ball hangs in the air for seconds, apparently destined for Patriot hands. But, out of nowhere, Tyree sticks his mitt in the air to try to catch it. Because the ball was out of his reach, the embattled receiver could not catch the ball with two hands, and because the ball was not thrown in a spiral, he had no chance to catch the ball in one palm (a rare feat that I have seen a select few players accomplish during a game, including Randy Moss). So, he brought the ball down with his hand and pressed it firmly against the back part of his round helmet. Did, I forget to mention that he was being hit ...

The delicate art of grabbing one's own Hebrew National and shaking it across the dance floor until finding that one perfect candidate that is ready for battle. Drop the Dog Across the Schnozz and be ready for battle

Masturbation, man-style, with two hands. Must use an up and down, side to side flowing motion. Just like a grandma churning butter in a barrel in the late 1800's.

In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"

The sexual act known as the Iron Horse is one for the brave.
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet

Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).

(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your...

The Kunzjob is the most creative and greatest of all sexual endeavors. On a cold November night Sean and Stephen (brothers of the Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity-Lambda Mu Chapter) decided what it should be. The parameters of this most initmate of intimates include that: The female must be wearing motorcycle helmet as well as motorcycle leathers. The female rides the males face, facing the oppposite way while grabbing the feet of the male as if they were the motorcycle handlebars. The female "revs" the feet of the male (i.e Eric-also a member of the Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity) as he makes motorcycle RPM noises into the vagina of the riding female (Megan-girlfriend and Ivy League student at Columbia University) It's very short lasted but the novelty of it is better than you could ever expect. Basicaly it's doing the motorboat into the downstairs of the female in the most motorcycle of fashion.

the act of a male grabbing his ball sack near the base squeezing out his testicles until the the ball sack skin is smooth in a similar shape to Darth Vader's helmet. Originally performed in a barracks in Quantico, VA 1996.