| 1. | roman helmet | ||
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After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet. Dude, I jerked off so many times today that I got a roman helmet!!
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| 2. | Roger Red Hat | ||
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The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat. Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired! |
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| 3. | Converge | ||
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The act of bringing two penis tips together. A commonly enjoyed homosexual act, it is used to give both partners the feeling of "domination" that many crave. Many describe the experience as an explosive reaction that immediately results from the feel of another penis's tip. The explosion is a powerful wave that knocks both partners back in a sea of pleasure, leaving both exhausted and satisfied. The explosive mess left by our convergence was only a sweet reminder of the mind-blowing effect that two penis heads can have on each other.
Dad: What were you doing with your friend the other night? Son: Converging dad, all the guys are doing it! Dad: Haha, I know. It just reminds me of my crazy days of Penis touching, boy did I spend hours cleaning up after those nights! |
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| 4. | stormtrooper | ||
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a sexual act. performed while giving fellatio or hand job, where as the giver uses their palm (well lubricated to avoid this being painful and causing friction burn) and very quickly rubs the head of the penis much like rubbing a clitoris. . . this is called a "stormtrooper" because you are "polishing the helmet". in the middle of giving him head, i stormtroopered him and he came all over!
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