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1.
Last name of the coolest people ever.
"Oh my gosh! Is that one of those super groovy Helmen's?"
by Cuayious June 28, 2009
 
2.
literally meaning "poo hole poker"; Most commonly used in the spanglish language meaning to "give it from behind".
Often this term was used in battle in late wars when someone was shot in the buttocks, or shot someone in the backside.
Man he really put the helman to her.

My firearm discharged on accident and gave my best friend quite the helman of an injury.
by anonymouswww November 13, 2007