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Healers and Hellraisers 

Podcast jargon for procrastination. Usually refers to the frustration an audience base is feeling when anticipating an exciting new show.
Guy 1: It’s been sometime since an episode of Friends to Know has been released.
Guy 2: I know. Adam must be pulling a Healers and Hellraisers cuz he’s just sitting there with his thumb up his ass.
Healers and Hellraisers by Mr.Bowel November 19, 2017
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Hellraiser 

A person who thrives in the chaos they create. With no effort they can drive turn people of both sexes crazy for them, leaving lust, destruction and confusion behind them. Their memory will haunt the people they leave behind long after their gone, along with an inexplicable need to get the hellraiser back.

A hellraiser parties hard, teases people like hell but never fully gives in. Doesn't give straight answers about his/her past, but never denies his/her actions. He/she appears to constantly be out of fucks to give and never regrets anything.
-Damn, I'll never forget that little hellraiser!
Hellraiser by elenaki_zou December 22, 2012

Homeless Hellraiser 

A pedal-powered vehicle (usually a bicycle, but inclusive of trikes and bicycle/shopping-cart hybrids) distinguishable by the copious application of tinfoil to the spokes, spray-painted gold frame and/or components, mismatched (and technically inappropriate) "upgraded" components, and flipped drop bars, or bum bars. These vehicles usually have a single speed, or a geared drivetrain (usually in a state of disrepair and capable of only one forward speed), and little to no stopping (braking) power. Accessories include "panniers" (garbage bags) filled with bottles and radios strapped to the rear rack or handlebars.
Pedestrian 1 (moments after narrowly avoiding a collision with a man on a bicycle): "WOAH! Watch it, man!"

Cyclist: "(mumbles to self incoherently.)"

Pedestrian 2: "You've got to look out for those crackheads tearing through town on their homeless hellraisers, man; they'll bowl you right over!!"

Hellrasier

When your on Viagra and your boner lasts for more than 4 hours and you have to go to the hospital
Keep poppin those Viagra Melvs, and you'd be sure to get a hellraiser stupid.
Hellrasier by Grand Pimpin May 9, 2005

Hellraiser 

Dope movie. One of the best horror franchises of all time. Have you seen the "reboot"? I think it was like Hellraiser 6 or something. It starts in Mexico and the the guy who solved goes back to his family and he has this weird, gross sexual chemistry with his sister the whole movie and then at the end he becomes Pinhead. But not ACTUAL pinhead but like a second Pinhead? That shit was weird right?
Hym "Yeah, I'm doing it I don't care. That finding Yaweh through torment shit was creepy as fuck! That was some straight up Hellraiser shit to actually say! I mean I love it! It's metal as fuck but wow!"

Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."

Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"

Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"

Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"

Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."

Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."

Iam *sigh*
Hellraiser by Hym Iam May 13, 2022

Hawaii hellraiser 

Involves a man slamming a coconut repeatedly into his erect penis until either the coconut or penis breaks- a dangerous game to play
Oh man, donavon really shattered his 3 inch penis when he played that game called Hawaii hellraiser. I heard he had to get his broken chode removed and now has a vagina!

hellraiser 

A person who likes video games but constantly whines that they take up too much time and retire repeatedly. Often claiming that they need to go out with a win or the game is too stressful.
Guys I really need this win, lets go out on top!
hellraiser by Not Rufus, dummy. September 12, 2004