A list of Woolworths people you say hello to when you are shopping. You have become such a frequent shopper that you are on first-name basis with the employees.

If you are required to say hello to someone when you see them, you are on a hello program with them.

The hello list is comprised of all the individual people with whom you are on a hello program.

The second tier list (after the first tier list known as 'hello list'.) A mental list of people you know by sight or repeatedly pass in the course of you day yet do not know by name, but eye contact stimulates a need to acknowledge identification usually returned by identical nod. Repeated presence on list may promote to hello list or other lists. See also "fuck list", "ignore list" "shit list"). lack of reciprocity will relegate person to 'shit list' or 'bitch list'. A person may move between these lists depending on response or sexual contact.

A list of people regularly passed in the course of a day, who have failed to respond to a greeting of some sort. e.g. a nod, 'hi', smile, grope, high five, etc., see also nod list, shit list,hello list.

Typically someone who is famous yet few can understand why. They are a perfect example of the "famous for being famous" paradox. Many of these people had a reason at one stage to be famous but memory of this has long since faded. In older days, the c-list was typically populated by people such as Jordan and Paris Hilton. Now with the reality television explosion, the list has grown.

C-list celebrities have difficult understand that they are really not that famous. This leads to amusing incidents where a c-list, on being told that they can't order the Pizza Hut buffet after 5pm will become angry and ask "Do you know who I am"?

A c-list doesn't need any kind of skills other than being a shameless self-publicist. Jade Goody is a good example. Although she quickly developed a reputation for being utterly thick during her stint on Big Brother, this did not stop her from carving out a career as a c-list.

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Slang used by private schools to say "no" nicely. Few people actually get admitted from it.

For people who don't know, the waiting list is a thing (apparently) that they have that they collect people if it is too late to be admitted for the private school. If someone drops out of admission to a certain private school someone from the waiting list will be admitted.

That's what they say, but nobody knows.

1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV

2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable acting career and spend the remains of thier pay in beer then do drugs to get noticed or shag a famous person. Often sighted on Celebrity Big Brother because they couldn't pay thier rent and got thrown in for the money and expect fame.