hellolessness

The condition that exists where people are to busy to acknowledge the human beings around them with a simple hello.

How come no one talks too each other at the Hipster and Hash coffee house?

They've descended into hellolessness in their embrace of irony and mac book airs. They can't see past their beards to see another person to say hello.

hellolessness by ewindal May 25, 2015

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Hellhole Foods

A place to buy groceries that promise to add to your quality of life, but do the opposite by removing the quantity of your bank account.

Ugh, I just spent all my rent money at Hellhole Foods on these 3 bags of organic fruits and veggies and some bespoke salt.

Hellhole Foods by Luxmatic February 12, 2022

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Festering Hellhole

A Festering Hell Hole is basically any big city nowadays. This term is generally in reference to big cities, and not smaller regions. Basically this term means that the city in question is a hellhole (as the name implies). In other words the city is an absolute disgrace and is made up of crime, pollution, corruption, and basically any term in the realm of “Hell”. Common cities this term is used for are New York, Philadelphia, Detroit, and Memphis, but the list is much greater than that.

Juan- “Hey man I was wondering are you still going to buy that car down in Memphis?”

Carl- “Not a chance bud. I highly recommend that you don’t take one step into that Festering HellHole of a city, because I’m sure that outcome won’t be good.”

Festering Hellhole by EricSparks March 10, 2022