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hells na 

When you want to say no in a very emphatic manner.
Let's say that you did not find Hillary attractive but someone says to you, "bro, I think that you would like to make love to Hillary......Then you would say, "hells na bro, I wouldn't fuck Hillary Clinton with your dick."
hells na by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

hellascope 

When a telescope is beyond outrageously cool.
That is a hella cool hellascope, my man!
hellascope by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019

What in The Nine Hells?

As stated previously by Aidan Williamson:
An expression of great confusion, or bewilderment; A strong demand for answers; An emphasized version of "what is that?"
Used in the same way as "What the Hell?" is used. Variations can be used, e.g. "What in The Nine Hells is that thing?"

However, the origin is not, as he said, Forgotten Realms; it is an allusion made to Dante's Infreno, from the Divine Comedy. In the Divine Comedy, Hell is divided into nine circles, each one representing a different sin or crime.
The nine circles span from Limbo (for those who have committed no great sins, but are not admitted into Heaven because they do not believe in God), to the ninth circle where Satan himself resides (a circle reserved for people who have been treasonous against friends, family, and their nation.)
Hey, look at this!"
"WITNH" OR "What in the Nine Hells?"

*Large creature appears*
"What In The Nine Hells is that thing?" OR "WITNH?"

oh hells yeah

Person 1: The new {insert band name here} CD just came out.
Person 2: Oh hells yeah!
oh hells yeah by Merovingian August 16, 2005

The Major (Hellsing) 

The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.

The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.

Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.

Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*

HellAshes 

A well known Guitar Hero expert. Well regarded for being the first person to FC (Full Combo) Jordan in Guitar Hero II.
Guy #1: Holy fucking christ! HellAshes just FC'd Jordan!
Guy #2: What the fuck?! He's a beast!
HellAshes by Corey X P April 2, 2008