| 1. | Gay For Today | ||
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1. just being plain fruity or hella gay just for the day; cannot be gay for the week because its just flaming homo as fuck
2. when a certain person acts gay by saying gay shit or doing it for a laugh 3. something you do when theres nothing else to do when hanging around with your friends 4. when you get that gut feeling to be gay, but not be entirely gay cuz its just plain gay just for the day or the rest of the night but as soon as it hits midnight that day, the gayness has to stop but if your acting hella gay when its 12:01 a.m. or past that, you are OFFICIALLY GAY. 5. to put it simply, just being gay for the day. tomorrow will be no different.....OR WILL IT? DUN! DUN! DUN! 1. "Hi Brendon! How are you today?"
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"Get the hell away from me, blud! You hella gay!" "Dude, stop tripping, I'm just being gay for today" "Oh look! It's Orlando in a tutu!" *BIG LAUGHS* "Stop laughin'! This shit ain't funny, nucca! Pink is the new green, bitch! Brendon, lemme get half of that human burrito!" "Ok....you guys are just plain gay...except Hardale, he's just gay for today..." "Not me! I'm in a tutu! This shit is flaming metro, brraaahhhh!" "Your hella gay Orlando..." 2. "Dude its almost midnight, stop touching my ass" "I'm just being gay for today dude, stop being a fucking panzy pie" "Panzy pie? What the fuck is that?" *12:01 A.M.* "Something....Right...Here!" *Licks Finger and Touches Dudes Asscrack with it* "DUDE! NOT COOL! YOUR FUCKING GAY!" "ah....shit, don't tell Daniella on Myspace about this...." "........Daniella's a dude...." "FUCK!!!" 3. *WHISTLES* *WALKS INTO ROOM* *BIG GAY METROSEXUAL MOANS* "Brendon! What the fuck are you doing?!?!" "I FINALLY GOT FEELINS FOR SHANTELLE! AINT THAT RIGHT BABY?" *man voice* ".....UH SURE, KEEP PUSHING THAT MEAT, HELPS HIDING MINE..." "WHAT THE FUCK...?!" "HAHA, BRENDON, YOU FUCKED A TRANNY!" |
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| 2. | poser | ||
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A poser is someone who dresses a way to fit in a group of kids that they are not. Usually posers talk way to much about a subject such as skateboarding that they arent even good at. There never seen skating but are seen at skateparks just sitting or just riding around not doing any tricks. When i see somebody wearing a Bam shirt or have a Bam board i see them as a poser. Dont wear element or adio, birdhouse, blind, or shorty's.If you wear a pink shirt, face it your gay dont wear pink. If you want to look cool or dress like you know what to wear my suggestions are: 10 DEEP is the shit, dope as fuckkk, Krew, RVCA pronounced as (rooka) if anybody tells you different tell them they're an idiot first then tell them that they're wrong. Acitve is dope i think, lakai, lrg, dgk, matix, nixon, and some Zoo York. You will deffinetly not look like a poser if you wear those brands with some CCS pants or Krew pants. They talk the talk but dont walk the walk. They listen to certain bands or rappers that other people listen to cuz they dont know what to listne to or becuase thats what everybody else listens to. Poser: Yeah dude i skate i have a pink bam skateboard. My dad built me a box and a quaterpipe.
Cool Guy: Hey im gonna go say hi to shannon and chelsea right now so i'll call you later. |
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| 3. | hella | ||
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A word that most clearly distinguishes Bay Area kids from the rest of the world. These Bay Area kids think that the whole of Nor-Cal say hella when most of them don't. It is the most despised word in Santa Cruz because it distinguishes fagget valleys that come over from the Bay Area and try to surf, causing hours of traffic throughout SC. Most people are baffled why the users of this word think they are so cool, and certainly the use of the word does not help them any. Surfers certainly do not use this word unless they come from the Bay Area. Bay Area Kid: This place is hella tight yo.
SC kid: Shut your mouth little grom and go back where you came from, stop crowding our city like rats. |
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| 4. | Marco | ||
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(noun) ~A rare species of Asian. Tries to act black when he really shouldn't. Thinks he's the shit, but he's definitely not. Gay, and yes watch out. Looks at porn sites alot. Specifically PornHub.com. He also likes to fuck around with people alot. Has a gay-ass little Nephew named Justin. Tends to use "Your Mom" as a comeback. ALL THE TIME.
Migrated from NorCal to San Diego. Marco: Hi Guys.
Guy 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5: Dude, go away, you freakin gay. Marco: Your mom's freaking gay. |
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| 5. | Basiliades | ||
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-Another name for glory hole. -A male pincushion. -Also known as male on male bukakke. -Can somebody point me to the nearest Basiliades?
-Next block over. He can take a load but there's a line right now! -I had my way with a Basiliades last night, but my shit it ITCHING! -When a Basiliades and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Basiliades needs some special facial moisturiser |
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| 6. | IBML | ||
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A shit asss high school in stockton. The teachers are pot heads and nothing like they tell you it is. They drop you for anything and it suck ass. IBML is hella gay go to stagg.
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| 7. | Prager | ||
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A fat ass mother fucker with greasy hair, he never washes his clothing and his face is hella shitty. A Prager is the kind of guy who would never leave home and will remain a cocksucking fuck up for the rest of his life. A Prager is also somebody you can expect to find raping your child... Be careful Prager is just a homo excuse for a man
"Hey Prager, your hella gay!" "that Prager is such a Pedophile." "Prager literally jumped from the ceiling to rape me!" |
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