Hell's ring 

When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.

"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."

Hell's ring by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

5th ring of hell 

The 5th ring of hell is the ring that is reserved for bad spellers.

If you say "Your going to hell...", you are signing up for that one-way tour. You should say "You're going to hell..." or "You are going to hell...".
He failed to pass the GED and is on his way to the 5th ring of hell.

5th ring of hell by adam_before_eve January 18, 2006

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.

Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

5th ring of hell 

Place in hell reserved for people who drink decaf coffee.

Gay Guy: "I'll have a decaf latte please."

The World: "Your Going to the 5th ring of hell!"

5th ring of hell by Soulry January 13, 2006

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell 

Child Molesters at a new low.

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

Ring of Hell 

Often refers to the vagina or anus of a stripper or prostitute due to an assumption of pre existing STD’s.

There I was drunk looking at the Ring of Hell, it looking back at me knowing I’d regret this in the morning.

Ring of Hell by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025