| 36. | Other S from Hell | ||
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1. The first 2D logo used by Simitar in their video distribution. It is a Silver S on a white striped square on a black background. The Other S from Hell freaked me out when I was little!
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| 37. | stroudsburg high school | ||
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The self-proclaimed "Pride of the Poconos," Stroudsburg High School is famous for many things, including its lunchroom staff, who currently collectively hold the world record for fitting the largest sticks possible up their asses, its splendid security staff, whose captain won this year's Greased Pig Contest (although he soon realized it wasn't a pig, it was actually one of the other security officers), its highly nutritional and incredibly delicious lunches, consisting mostly of greasy, overcooked pizzas and calzones, and half-heartedly assembled hoagies (although, by the way the ham tastes, it would appear that they used the pig from that contest listed above to make them), its nursing staff's incredible ability to cure any illness or injury with ice (not their fault, they're not allowed to give out anything else), and most importantly of all, its incredible climate control, enabling the history hallway to be a sauna, while the science wing can be magically transformed into wetlands overnight. Oh, and did I forget to mention the new classrooms? Yes, they brought them in on the back of a few flat-bed trucks, and now they sit in the parking lots, taking up valuable parking space that the school board is always griping about not having. ...They're also the only rooms in the school that have air conditioning. Doesn't this all make you wish you went here? We love Stroudsburg High School...
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Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass." Innocent Student: "I show you a pass every day. Can't you trust that I have one?" Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass." Innocent Student: "You saw it yesterday, it was filled out for the entire week." Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass." Innocent Student: "I have showed you a pass every single day since the beginning of the school year. It is now March. Don't you trust I have it?" Lunch Monitor: "Show me your pass, or sit back down and shut up." Security Officer: "Yep. I've been workin' this here job for goin' on fifteen years. I've seen it all." Student: *Takes bite of hamburger* *CLINK!* Student: "Oh, God, I'm vomiting blood! I can't control it, it - it's everywhere! Oh my God, do something - is that a lung?! Is that a lung?!?!?! THAT'S A LUNG!!! HELP ME!!!" Nurse: "Well, I really wish I could do more, but would you like some ice?" Student: "For the love of God, call an ambulance!!! Please, just -" *glurgglurgleglurg...* Nurse: "You know, I better make this a double pack." Student: *Opens locker in science hallway, finds strange tropical fungus growing on english book* "What the..." Principal: "What's going on in the history wing? I haven't heard anything from them up there in weeks." Teacher: *Goes to investigate* "What on earth?... Oh, dear God, they've all fried to death, how could this have - oh, no, the sun's coming out!!! Run, children, run, before it's too latearghgaslf... |
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| 38. | On Tha C | ||
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An old mexican legand meaning to tell the truth. If someone puts it on the c and then lies they get there ass whooped. Person 1: Ay foo is that cd jammin Person 2: hell yeah person 1: Pu it On tha C foo!!! Person 2: On tha c!!
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| 39. | piss hard on | ||
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that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it! man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy! man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck? wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me! |
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| 40. | piss hard on | ||
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that erection you have when you first wake up; due to the accumulation of urine over the night. It is especially hard and stiff, the best kind to fuck with. In a pinch, it is a great towel rack! Even if you hang a wet towel on it, it will stay hard as hell! A great, if slow, fuck cock. Girls love it! man: Oh, Baby, look at my piss hard on!
wo-man: Oh, man, that needs to be in my pussy! man: Should I piss... Or should I fuck? wo-man: Fuck me, baby, fuck me! |
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| 41. | Hell | ||
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1) A small town in Michigan that is about an hour's drive away from the MSU area. This town has two buildings. (As I said, SMALL.) The first is an "Ice Scream" store, which also sells t-shirts with slogans such as "Been through Hell" and various other souveniers. The other is a small post office, which will singe the edges of letters and postmark them from Hell. Popular place to send allomony checks from. Will also sell you a square inch of Hell for $6.66.
Due to Hell's location, it really does freeze over quite often. 2) A fictional place of torture during the afterlife. A place Unitarians don't believe in. 3) Any place you don't want to be. 1) So, I was walking through Hell yesterday and it was freezing, man. There was almost four inches of snow on the ground.
2)Oh noes! You stole that pen you found in the street?! You're going to Hell! 3) Oh, God. My mom's making us go to Hell. Something about a speech she's giving. All I know is we're spending 4 hours in some hot, sweaty auditorium. |
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| 42. | Hell Niño | ||
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The 1992-93 El Niño Winter in Susanville, California, when every storm all winter dumped four feet of snow, and the electricity would shut off for four days at a time, and only come back on just in time for the next storm to hit.
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