after-hours workplace food heists 

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

after-hours workplace food heists by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Loud night heist

Sexual activity

Let's get loud night heisting! Are you ready?

Loud night heist by NovumPhoenixDuck June 29, 2020

The Great Hoodie Heist 

A term used to refer to getting ones hoodie back from a thot.

Person: "Bro I left my hoodie at Mae's house, I'm gonna have to pull The Great Hoodie Heist."
Person 2: "Do it brah."

The Great Hoodie Heist by JustHereToHelpDefs September 13, 2019

one last heist 

Often said whenever you or your friends see a impressive,expensive, or interesting item. A reference to troupes in movies talking about one last job, it's often a good joke when out in public.

Person 1: Woah these are some sick chains.
Person 2: (Points at Shelf) One Last Heist

one last heist by fase March 12, 2017

Heisting Frenzy 

When you shoplift items ten times in a row from your local White Hen without getting caught.

Comes from the Halo term "Killing Frenzy"

Guy walks out with Twix bar
*Manly voice* "Heisting Frenzy"
Guy: "Damn I'm good"

Heisting Frenzy by Mcheist March 10, 2009

heist 

1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location

2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.

1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.

2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.

heist by the pope June 8, 2004

heisthead 

Preoccupation with pulling a heist.

Throughout our dinner together I was suffering from a bad case of heisthead.

heisthead by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019