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Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.
When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.
by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004
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Stiff-armed pose, based on the Heisman Trophy, given to a suitor or potential suitor with the goal of minimizing or avoiding contact.
Sally wanted to hang out and watch Titanic tonight, but I gave her the Heisman so I could hit poker night.
by Charles U. Farley March 29, 2005
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A women's rejection to sexual advances by a man or another woman
dude, I was hanging out with this chic, we got the hammer going, then she gave me the heisman when i tried to grab her.........
by stitch April 07, 2004
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1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.
"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."
by Bretton Boyd December 28, 2003
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Its 4th and Goal and you are mid-wipe about to finish your growler in a public restroom. The stall door abruptly opens due to the fact the door was unlocked, thus causing you to put your other hand out to block the door from being opened. With one hand in mid-wipe mode and the opposing hand giving the straight arm to the door you find yourself in the proverbial Heisman Trophy position.
Dude, I had to squeeze one out before my flight at the Airport today and the lock on the stall door was broken. Someone tried to walk in right as I was getting ready to wipe so I had to give him the Heisman.
by Saul Rosenburg November 17, 2006
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A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex who you do not find physically attractive. You may give the heisman for many reasons, including, the person in question has std's, the person in question is obese, the person in question is goal-less, the person in question is just a repulsive human being physically and mentally. This technique is usually given by the female to the male.
Wow, look at that dough boy over there.
I Think he wants to go out with you.

Girl gives Vitale (ugly person) the heisman.
by informantj October 30, 2008
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V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.
Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?
by Colby September 08, 2003
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