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1}- a splendid brand of ketchup
2}- a verb that is used when one does poorly on a test, particularly when one recieves a grade of "57".
1}- these frenchfries are good, but they would be even better if i had some heinz to put on them.
2}- damn that spanish test was so hard, and i didn't even study...i bet you i totally heinzed it.
by mescelestus June 17, 2006
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1. Slang term meaning "cool beans." Response to show acceptance, acknowledgement or approval. Often used in confrontations to defuse situations and dissolve issues (Usually followed by "man")
Person 1: I'm going home now. I'll see you around.
Person 2: Heinz man. See you around

Person 1: That's f***ing mine!
Person 2: Heinz, my bad.
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the products that support's kerry's livelihood.
when you buy a heinz product, you are financially supporting kerry, like it or not.
by Russell Berry August 13, 2004
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Where Kerry gets all his campaign money
It's not blood money, it's ketchup money
by Dan April 10, 2004
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a person with many ethnicities.

57 variteties
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A word commonly used instead of the word dope, cool, awesome, sweet
Joe- That is so Heinz dude

Carl-ya that is pretty cool
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To beat on a container, with the lid removed, to remove every last drop of product.
"Dammit Charlie, you best Heinz all that shampoo out. It ain't cheap!"
by CaptainGinger March 05, 2017
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