a fat woman; or a young cow that has not given birth to another fat cow yet, but it will happen. Fat women like to procreate for some god-awful reason and consume all our natural resources. Then they buy big SUVs to haul their fat asses in and pollute the air we breathe. Then they crash them because they can't shut the fuck up on the cell phone. The firefighters have to use the jaws-of-life to make a huge hole to rescue them and there goes our hard earned taxpayer money. Fuck Jenny Craig. I think we should send all fat chicks to Africa where there is little food and no roads. Amen.
Look at that heifer heading to lunch! Get out of her way!!!
by hahayourstruely January 21, 2009