a term of enderment orginaly founded on myspace by josh and aj. means a close freind can also be used offensively if pronounced heffer-hoe
good way:I`m chilling with my heffa-hoes
ba way: That girl is a fat Heffer-hoe
1.) A very large woman, being called a heffer by someone, normally thinner, who is depserate to insult them, because the "heffer" is winning...
2.) a bitch, or another bitch calling another girl (or boy) a bitch...in the form of heffer
3.) ROCKOS MODERN LIFE!! SPUNKY!!! SPUNKY!!! o...yea...the yellow cow dude that was adopted by wolves who farts a lot and like to mooch. he likes to eat at the...bawking chicken or something. we all kno and love him...but hes kind of annoying sometimes..
1.) o no u did not just call me a bitch u heffer!
1.) DAMN! THAT HEFFER TAKE UP THE WHOLE SIDEWALK!!!
2.) oooh, that heffer's tryina steal my man
3.) Heff...get off my couch...
a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.
its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.
"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."
A virgin cow under the age of one
A disease transmitted by sexual contact or activities usually with a heffatitis host (most commonly a heffa herself - a horrifically fat chick), which results in abhorrent side effects to the victim. The infected male has side effects which include pengilly behavior and most serious of all, a tendency to tune Heffas. Heffatitis become more severe as the side effects progress, usually measured by the downward spiral of heffa tuning. As of yet there are no cures or vaccinations, although some males are more predisposed to the condition than others (it is not genetic). The disease often lies dormant for months or even years, coming active when the opportunity presents itself. Conspiracy theories may suggest that it was in fact an underground group of heffas which biogenetically engineered the disease to ensure that they enjoy a tune from time to time. It is an observation that generally more attractive male specimens are more resistant to heffatitus, leaving only the weaker, more vulnerable and desperate males to contract the horrible disease
1)He tunes so many fat chicks, he must have heffatitis
2)Don't hang out with those heffas, they'll give u heffatitis
adj. slang for someone who has done something crazy or unexplainable. Mainly used to describe females and gay men.
"That crazy heffa done took my jacket." or "That heffa made me late by driving so slow."
a fat chick that knows shes fat but still would rather eat.
"im not a heffa"
"uhm honey you are. just look in the mirror"
as the girl looks in the mirror and realizes she weighs a bajillion pound and starts to cry uncontrolably