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Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
Related Words

Heevahava 

1. The farmhand given the job of holding the bull's penis during the collection of semen
2. Dolt or idiot
As a boy growing up in Pennsylvania Dutch country, we all knew that a heevahava was one of the worst jobs we could get.
Heevahava by Wired reader March 31, 2004

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created 

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random
"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"
Arabic Name meaning fragerance also anglicized form of Gaelic Ó hÉanáin. Also is a name of a girl. Heenan is loving/caring friend who is extremely talkative, and has a good sense of humour. She is funny and gives great advice! She is also beautiful and her personality shines brighter than any girl in the room. Her smile is extremely contagious, she loves to make people laugh and smile.
"Heenan gave me the best advice yesterday"
"I'm so happy to have Heenan in my life"

"Hey that girl is a total Heenan"
Heenan by XoParadiseXo June 2, 2015

Heavanmaid 

A player on Runescape that kicks ass. She has girl power :)
Heavanmaid owns
Heavanmaid by vivekorn1991 September 5, 2009

Heelan High School

a literal shit hole that looks like a 21st-century prison camp and is in the middle of the shttiest city on the planet.
Girl 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Girl 2: "Heelan High School"
Girl 1: " Heelan is a shit hole with no hot guys"
Girl 2: " Bitch I know..."