guy who gets drunk with you every night and has to crash on your couch. He does this to an extent that people think he lives there. Your starting to wonder if he actually lives there yourself.
Looks theres a Nick Heeter on your coach.
by Ebbertyo November 14, 2006
to masturbate while taking a sir harrington on the john
"sorry i was late. i had to heeter this morning"
by the lyte March 20, 2012