needlessly complex 

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.

The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.

needlessly complex by FPB June 18, 2008

heedless 

A person who doesn´t care or pay attention.

Carefree, thoughtless, unmindful.

Those girsl are totally heedless.

heedless by Hellcats April 4, 2017

helplessly pretty

1) a person who is pretty but is also a ditz
2) a person who is so pretty everyone who sees them becomes helpless
3) a person who is naturally pretty without any help from makeup or products

A) she's cute, but I realized she's just helplessly pretty after having math with her
B) "I can't even talk when I'm around her!" "No one can, she's helplessly pretty"
C) she might look good with all that makeup caked on her face, but I'm helplessly pretty.

helplessly pretty by Hoopsi September 26, 2013

scream helplessly at the sky 

A public behavioral display of dissatisfaction in result of not getting your way or losing. Known to most mature, logical adults as a temper tantrum. This behavior is typically performed by spoiled toddlers, screaming helplessly at the sky has more recently been recognized in toddler-like adults suffering from Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.

WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.

What do you mean Donald Trump won the election? That's impossible because I voted for Hillary! What's an electoral college? He's not my president! I feel so helpless. I know, I'll scream helplessly at the sky until I feel better.

scream helplessly at the sky by Dr. Sheepdog February 1, 2020

helplesslyxunsatisfied 

A super cool swaggy editor that everyone should know

WOW! Have you read any of helplesslyxunsatisfied’s captions?? They’re like super awesome

helplesslyxunsatisfied by nothelplesslyxunsatisfied July 5, 2021

hoelessly 

adjective; qualifies an action that you wish to make clear was done in such a way that results in a total lack of hoes or is in some other way totally non-black.

"Dammit, I'm trying to sing this reggae song, but I can't because I'm hoelessly white"

hoelessly by Rasta Dave July 28, 2008