social headlock 

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.

No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.

social headlock by puddykast August 7, 2009

Herlock Sholmes 

THE Herlock Sholmes is the official translation name of Sherlock Holmes in Dai Gyakuten Saiban. The man himself is a great detective who prides himself on his great deductions. He meets a man by the name of Ryuunosuke Naruhodou, who would help solve a series of cases along with him. Herlock also takes care of a child by the name of Iris Watson, the daughter of John H. Watson.

Unenlightened fool: Omg is that Sherlock Holmes??
Me: No, moronic fool, this man goes by the name of Herlock Sholmes.
Herlock Sholmes: This is correct

Herlock Sholmes by OkayEgg2 March 17, 2021

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

Scandinavian Headlock by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

hemlock park 

Where all Fordson kids go to smoke and have sex . Parents don’t care. Normal in the fordson fuckboy era

The best place to get lit there was the train tracks but since the police started doing patrols there the teens found other places to smoke weed .

Little kids go to the hill and act like there cool.
I remember there was a Gang fight there a couple years back over some weed.
The most ghetto part of Dearborn

Ali:Bro wallah your hair is messed up!
Moe: I was fucking your mom and she cut it cuz!
Ali: Bro meet me at hemlock park and I’ll beat your ass so hard your mom will suck my dick to save you

hemlock park by Fordson BMW July 18, 2018

Empty headlock 

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

Empty headlock by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

Herlockerian

Taking responsibility for a task, then successfully getting someone else to complete it for you! End result success:)

Mark, I like to think that I pulled a Herlockerian, i.e., took responsibility to get a speaker, failed to carry out my responsibility, then got someone else to be responsible for me, with the end result being that we have a speaker for tomorrow.

Herlockerian by TinaDjerfRocks October 30, 2013

iphone headlock 

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

iphone headlock by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009