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6.
The second oldest profession in the world.
Welcome to the Heckling Club, where we will bring down the Glee Club. The heckler is the second oldest profession in the world.

-Sue Sylvester
by justjelliot May 05, 2011
 
1.
a person who says shit while someone is trying to do stand-up comedy to screw him up cuz he's an asshole or if the act completley sucks.
The heckler screwed the comedian over.

Bill cowan is a fat ass
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
 
2.
Short for German gun manufacturer Heckler & Koch.
"Tryin to stretch out the coca, like a wrestler, yessir
Keep the Heckler close, you know them smokers'll test ya"

Jay-Z
by xxx January 18, 2005
 
3.
1 - an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole.
2 - one who insults and harrasses others to feel better about oneself.
3 - see asslantern
Trance stuck an entire helium tank up the ass of the heckler at FnS.
by TranceStep441 April 11, 2003
 
4.
Hater & judge. Not the same as a critic though. They are disrespectful half breads that feel everyone has to live by their opinions. Most of them 18-30+old, either live in theirs mothers/family's home still to feed off the maternal tit. Have no direction, lack stature and morals in human behavior.
(How to handle a bitch Heckler)
Female Comic: I was walking threw Jersey the other day and....
Heckler(yells threw the crowd): You suck, your a nothing, and a nobody, your a hag, you blow for Judas for duckets!
Female comic: Do people like you ever shut the fuck up? Your daddy was begging me to suck his dick offering 5G's while yo' momma was bent over gettin' a dirty sanchez from my agent punk. Who's the nobody? Get the fuck oudda here. Were you the guy, in that movie one time, where the group was yelling "squeal like a pig boy?" You can't handle this truth. That's why you hide behind your website opinions. BTW didn't you pay to see this show?
Heckler: (bows his head in shame when she gets done with him. The crowd laughs as he slowly cowers out of the building)
by owhora'$R'us@heckleNjeckle December 24, 2009
 
5.
1) an idiot who feels the compelling need to be an asshole
2) <i>see asslantern</i>
Trance took the heckler and threw him across the skating rink at FnS.
by TranceStep441 April 11, 2003
 
7.
an international skate, snow and surf magazine from Northern California
wherever good magz are sold
by christopher January 20, 2004