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A new extreme sport where-by participants drink as quickly as possible to incur maximum memory loss and loose all bodily functions. Power drinking originated somewhere in England (obviously) and has recently been heavily criticised by sports governing body, the International Olympic committee, for being irresponsible and 'not a real sport'. Power drinking is now one of the most popular sports in England with clubs normally meeting for training on Friday and Saturday nights. Fancy a spot of Power Drinking old chap?
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| 2. | Skankee Sheets | ||
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The term used to describe ones sheets after a spree of promiscuous one night stands with undisclosed individuals. Generally induced by a night of heavily drinking at the local queer spot, after a heart wrenching, over text, lesbian break up. Lesbian 1: So I took that girl home from the bar last night and we engaged in some promiscuous drunken sex!
Lesbian 2: Grosss......well you better wash your skankee sheets before I come over. |
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| 3. | creep ass | ||
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A certain UCSB boy who spends his spare time fucking burritos purchased from Freebirds and after heavily drinking alone in his dorm room for many hours, sneaks into girls' rooms and engages in the act of stroking their legs while they sleep. Girl #1: OMG! I woke up last night and CREEP ASS was stroking my leg!
Girl #2: UGH! No way! That is a creeper move for sure! |
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| 4. | T-Rexing | ||
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A condition that is caused by heavily drinking alcohol.
Symptoms: -Your arms curl up as your fingers point outwards as if you were a retarded T-Rex dinosaur. - Staring off into oblivion - unable to speak a clear modern language This condition was made famous by a man named Pat Brister from the small mountain town of Granite Falls, Washington. "Pat has had too much to drink tonight, he's already T-Rexing!"
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| 5. | straight west coasting | ||
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drinking and smoking heavily. Is when your smoking and drinking like the west coast your straight west coasting
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| 6. | Drunk Correction | ||
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A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication. The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking. Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing. "Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."
"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole." |
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| 7. | smalltalk | ||
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A completely Object Oriented (OO) language that was created to be as easy as smalltalk (chit-chat). In actuality, it's the programmer's bane, driving otherwise sane individuals, particularly college students who take Smalltalk classes, to bouts of heavy drinking, depression, and in some cases, suicidal tendencies. Student 1 - "Why oh why do we have to take smalltalk?"
Student 2 (Whilst drinking heavily from a handle of rum) - "Because those fuckers won't bloody well let us take C++ which would actually be practical!" |
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