Heavier Than Thou 

A way of saying I am more metal than you are, or to claim that something is TRUE METAL. This is a play on the saying Holier than thou.

Have you heard that The Showdown has reunited?? Their new stuff is heavier than thou!!!

Have you heard that The Showdown is back?? Their new stuff is heavier than thou!!!

Heavier Than Thou by Litfamshookturnt November 16, 2021

Heavier handed 

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.

The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.

Heavier handed by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Heavier hand

An extreme poser's favorite policy.

The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.

Heavier hand by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Heavies 

A term used to describe large breasts, implying that they are so large that they are heavy.

Damn, she's got the heavies

Heavies by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

Heavies 

Noun. A woman's breasts. Made popular by Andrew Schulz on the flagrant 2 podcast.

Andrew Schulz: "Billie Eilish got them heavies and now fat girls are jealous that she's showing them off".

Heavies by H@rry Nuts May 10, 2021

Beaver Heaver 

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.

a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."

Beaver Heaver by 'Plif April 3, 2010

headier-than-thou 

A person who is headie or heady or a head (ie into the jamband scene) and believes they are better than other fans because they have been to a large number of shows, tour extensively, know a great deal of statistics by heart, wear a lot of patchwork, or are extensively organic--anything to do with the jamband scene. Essentially a jamband snob.
Just as “holier-than-thou,” is a word one would use to describe someone who believes they are better than others for their moral points of view, the person who is “headier-than-thou” thinks s/he is better than other fans because of their level of “fan-ness,” or at least this is what other heads believe the “headier-than-thou” person is communicating through their behavior.

That guy won't shut up about how many Phish shows he's been to. He is so "headier-than-thou."

headier-than-thou by Chryss April 13, 2007