1. A place some people go to after they die.
2. Beatmania IIDX 9th Style.
3. Sunnyvale Golfland.
4. A geographic location. Take the white stairs across the street, or if you dislike stairways, elevator adjacent to it, 700th floor.
by dj gs68 October 19, 2003
where women go when they go to bed with me
last night
by Pete January 27, 2004
Heaven in a place that members of religions such as Christianity believe we go when we die if we follow their religion.

Heaven is suppose to be a place where happiness is eternal and it is perfect. However, no matter how great a place is, no matter how nice and happy everyone is, there is bound to be one bastard there that pisses you off, even if they are trying to be nice. You know the type, the really annoying type that follows you and won't leave you alone.

If you can't be away from the person, heaven isn't perfect because he pisses you off. If he can't be with you, he gets upset and heaven isn't perfect. I conclude that heaven must therefore be a state of mind where we are happy due to our inside only and we are unresponsive to the outside.

Heaven, I conclude is a cell where we are drugged up to give us a false feeling of happiness. Eternal happiness with no thought or any other feeling. Happiness can only be appreciated in comparison to other emotions. Without saddness, there is no happiness. Just as there is no good without evil.

I proclaim that heaven is us in the void of non-existence with no emotion.
If you think that makes no sense (Which I admit it doesn't.) Think about the websites that consider this proof that god exists.
"If God doesn't exist then we can never know what is good just because there is no ultimate good to be known."
by Real Gangsta in da House July 16, 2005
The place one travels to after smoking pot.
"Man, Ima get me some pot and go to heaven tonight"
by Tom October 08, 2005
A place between girls's legs.
Er... Search google or else for examples or pics of a man's heaven. xD
by HJJIPpls December 28, 2005
An imaginary place inhabited by Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and superman.
Hey I'm in heaven....look it't the tooth fairy....oh and god
by Sgt. Pepper May 14, 2005
An uber good lsd trip.
Billy took four tabs and went to heaven for 24 hours.
by Kerb December 01, 2004

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