A spiritual realm known by many religious followers as God's promise for eternal life after death. Though initially appealing to procrastinators, heaven is actually a terrifying concept upon careful consideration. Luckily, the existence of such a place seems extremely unlikely when modern scientific knowledge is considered.
Imagine living ETERNALLY in a place governed by an ultra-conservative omnipotent being. If you think church is boring, imagine heaven...
by mr.skeptic521 July 10, 2008
Heaven...Heaven is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
Everyone is Trying to get to the bar.The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.
by Plasmodium Vivax August 09, 2006
A place where you go if you simply believe that Jesus died to pay for your sins. It costs you nothing. Talk to a church pastor is a good start.
God, I believe your son died for my sins and I want to live for you. Show me how. Amen.

DING DONG, believe it and you're in to heaven mate!
by scottttttttttt November 28, 2006
gods vagina
you smell like heaven
by sayshwaaaaa October 15, 2008
Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.
Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.
by Scott Walcott April 14, 2008
A blow job and a cookie.
Welcome to Heaven, en-fuckin'-joy/
by xailum February 24, 2012
Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.
Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.
by Scott Walcott April 14, 2008

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