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heavencollege
A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.
About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.
by star8706 November 07, 2003
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In my opinion heaven and hell cannot even be imagined or even fathomed by a human. Heaven is happiness beyond what you would ever hope to wish for and hell is torture for which there is no description, no comparable human relation at all. So, i really doubt the whole wild sex orgy thing.
by Anonymous October 03, 2003
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heavenname
Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.
Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?
by Pat April 02, 2004
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Heavenname
Whether an actual place, or merely a concept, the appeal of Heaven is that of another world – a better world – a fresh start – a second chance, to live in death what you had dreamt in life.
Heaven
Chinese food.
A Pacific breeze
An eternity to spend,
With not just a lover, but also a friend.
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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Heavenname
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Doesn't always live up to the name. . .not an angel.
That girl should be named Heaven she just amazing.
by sHoRe1993 February 13, 2010
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She's sexy, loves her friends ,a wonderful girlfriend ,but kinda shy.she doesn't like to stay in her house all day she likes to do fun stuff . she's kinda lazy,and likes to watch TV and cuddle, she love to long board .she's funny,smart,a good friend ,she has a bubble butt . and is a great singer and dancer!!
I love Heaven
by invasion February 21, 2015
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Is it a place, or is it a state of being? Heaven is perfect. Well, it is where there is no time, because time is simply ongoing change. How can something perfect change? It is everlasting happiness.
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
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