| 1. | ass nugget | ||
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The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives. As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.
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| 2. | 7th Heaven | ||
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When a girl gets gangbanged and has two penises in her vagina, two in her ass, one in each hand, and one in her mouth (equaling 7 penises) "Cindy is such a slut. I heard she got 7th Heaven'd last night by the football team."
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| 3. | African Ass Guitar | ||
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When you air guitar the shit out of someones ass. Austin: Hey John can you give me an African Ass Guitar?!
John: For Fuckin sure! I need to practice "Stairway to Heaven" anyways! |
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| 4. | Chris' Ass | ||
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a very large piece of art, beautiful to the eye, and possibly even more enjoyable to the touch. looks simply majestic in yoga pants. has been featured in countless raunchy magazines in their fold out sections. thought to be many notable artists', sculptors', and play-writers' muse. the actual size of chris' ass has been debated amongst several esteemed scholars, and the accepted measurement is now 7 feet in width, 4 1/2 feet in depth, along with a mass of approximately 133.4 kg. not to be confused with chris kmiec's sister's "nice, perky ass", to quote chris himself. Crowd of starry-eyed men, women and children: "Good god, I would give my life savings to Jerry Sandusky's child rape ring to just get a glimpse of Chris' Ass! If only we could come closer!"
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| 5. | safer than heaven | ||
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a kick ass group from the cheese rectum of wisconsin...aka...plymouth...with nothing better to bitch about except girls that use them for rides and for an image that theyre "punk"...They sound like abortion hitting the floor...but thats in a good way...This band WILL change music for ever... "Safer Than Heaven just played another kickass show on only one practice."
"Safer Than Heaven is the greatest band ever." "Safer Than Heaven gives me such a great image that I'm Punk,"AC and DH "Love Safer Than Heaven, or DIE" |
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| 6. | stairway to heaven | ||
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You don't have to play the song backwards as there are lots of satanic lyrics woven into the lyrics when played straight forward.Page was into that Crowley fag sadly.Lots of zeps songs have satanic stuff in them WHEN PLAYED STRAIGHT and not backwards!!! They also have satanic images on their albums.
Of course all of this sucks to me being a big zep fan and definately no a fan of the dark one. stairway to heaven is definately overplayed anyways and the solo is way overrated - it's not even anywhere near his best
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| 7. | Jami | ||
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A girl so deathly beautiful and sexy that any guy who even looks at her will feel like they just died and went to heaven. She also has the finest ass of anyone in this world. Man! Did you see that girl Jami!?!? She was hott!! Am I in heaven or something???
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