| 1. | Luther Burger | ||
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A burger made of;
-1 pound of beef -5 strips of bacon -Cheese -Grilled Onions -Instead of regular burger buns, Krispy Cream donuts. Some people believe that one Luther burger can give you a heart attack. Guy: Damn, I'm sure am hungry. I'll order a Luther burger.
*later* Waitress: Heres your burger sir. *puts the plate down and walks away* Guy: Thank you very much. *looks at the Luther Burger* Guy: Looks really good. *takes a bite, chokes, coughs, and falls over* |
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| 2. | Mc-Heartattack | ||
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When you order from McDonalds, Nuggets, Chicken Burger, Big Mac fris and that fish thing and you put them all between two buns. It will probeobly kill you in one bite.
I have seen it before... Travis- Man, i just ordered some frys, nuggets, a chicken burger and that fish thing from mcdonalds and put it all together.
Mike- Wow. Id be carefull eating that! Travis-(eats it) CHest in pain! Left arm numb! (passes out on floor) Mike- Travis? Oh Fudge! That Mc-Heartattack must have killed him!!! |
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| 3. | McGenesis | ||
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The pinnacle of McDonalds decadence, it consists of a Big Mac burger with no less than 6 chicken McNuggets wedged in the middle slathered with your choice of McNugget sauce. The beginning of a new fatter North America. Manboobs 1: Oh Fuck! I'm Hungry who's down for some mcdicks?
Manboobs 2 & 3: Good idea! Manboobs 2: What are you going to order? Manboobs 1: Well i want a Big Mac Manboobs 2: I want some chicken nuggets Manboobs 3: Hey guys! why don't we try putting them together! thus, a new beginning or "genesis" of the ultimate heartattack inducing food is born... The McGenesis Burger |
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