You have been so depressed ever since you and your girlfriend broke up. You need a heart balm, like a dog to keep you company or maybe you should join some clubs.
by Nique January 04, 2005
A class of common law love crimes largely extinct but that generally would be awesome to be convicted of. Includes breach of a promise to marry, seduction of an unmarried female (sex under false pretenses of marriage), alienation of affections (persuading a married person to hate their spouse), criminal conversion (civil tort of adultery), and jactitation of marriage (pretending to be married to someone you're not).
by barbored July 17, 2009