Heard of Lies

Collective Noun.

A changing tale, a cautionary truth, a volume of bullshit.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

There are so many different versions of what happened at this point, I can only speculate that it is nothing but a Heard of Lies.

Heard of Lies by Megapint May 22, 2022

Heard of me? 

A method of telling people about your accomplishments in a condescending manner, implying that they should already know about them, and are stupid for being ignorant.

Julian Assange: "I founded WikiLeaks. Heard of me?"

Heard of me? by RandyPants December 22, 2010

heard of cows 

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

heard of cows by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

Heard of the Day by von groovy August 27, 2024

have you ever heard of among us, gregory? 

a among us meme from five night at freddy's: security breach

gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.

have you ever heard of among us, gregory? by Cosmq February 9, 2022

Have you heard of Achilles? 

A rhetorical question asked to a dumbfounded person in response to a question, due to a term they are unaware of.

Example: Don’t be a complete bush and meet me at Casa de Tempe.

Answer: Where is that at?

Rebuttal: Have you heard of Achilles?

Have you heard of Achilles? by long distance relationship October 17, 2012

never heard of her 

Proper response to the answer of a question when the answer was not formerly known or is to complicated for the receiver of the question to understand.

Person 1: “What’s that?”
Person 2:“That’s Einstein’s Theory of Special Relativity.”
Person 1: “Never heard of her.”

never heard of her by Official Professional May 3, 2019