| 1. | Myth-information | ||
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March 22, 2010 Urban Word of the Day
1. To intentionally misinform using myths and other popular misconceptions. 2. Widely held and promoted but false information that has taken on a mythic quality. Misinformation. Health Care Reform is being shot down by myth-information.
Creationism is myth-information rather than science. 9-11 conspiracy theories are based on myth-information. |
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| 2. | LEB-I-TON | ||
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Also known as The LEB. LEB-I-TON is the supreme Barbadian Ruler of all things sexual, uncreative and stupid, He the Saviour of all man whores. Known to indulge with any air-headed female he wants, LEB-I-TON often plays a hypocrite role to attract these air-headed skanks who often fall for his lies, stories & myths and end up speading their legs wider than hungry crocs eating hippos to serve this awesome Lord of Awesomeness! After this task is performed he then seeks out to find other weak-minded females the next day, thus leaving the remaining, used, dumb, girls, to strangely adore, admire, worship, idolize & praise him. These are known as Lebitonlonians. The closest Lebtionlonian to LEB-I-TON replenishes him with lots of Vaginal Juices when hes weak (although he still gets from other Lebitonlonians). She is known to take home strands of his hair in her purse and play with it spontaneously. She claims that his hair is ultra sharp. These are know as the Triple S. They're so sharp they cut through butter & can slice WATER! "He slept with your girlfriend's best friend and her sister, and her cousin at the same party! What a man whore!" more...
"None can deny the presence of The LEB!" LEB-I-TON is on the loose! Hide your gf before he gets her. *Random Facts about The LEB* 1)Tattoos & Piercings to attract air-heads and convert them into Lebitonlonians. 2) Gets clients from the Local Barbadian Mall (so watch out), also through lies & sex 3) Story teller. Dont be surprised if he was the person that came up with Santa Claus ("Ho Ho Ho" (?) sounds like him alright). 4) He instructed God himself how to make the earth! Before he instructed God to put wildlife or vegetation he insured that there was material to make CONDOMS and made 95% of women worship him. 5) LEB The Titten is carved in a wall of a Ruin in Greece with the tagline: "creator of Trojans (condoms)". 6) Actually believes hes kool. 7) Wants to sleep with your girlfriend more than anything in this world . . . 8) Very immature individual that uses a lie to cover up (claims to have a syndrome that makes him hyper and retarted) 9) Slept with 171 girls this so far this year, and probably 5 more before Christmas (tomorrow). 10) He is well known at most health clinics and may have an STD named after him in his honour. 11) Would sleep with anything that is female. ALL HAIL LEB! "LEB! LEB! LEB!" 25% of the Barbadian population knows this guy is a fake. "I want a strand of his hair! CAUSE ITS SO STRONG!!!!!!!" |
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| 3. | broscience | ||
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The uninformed opinion of "meatheads" or "jocks" on topics relating to health, strength, or athletic development. Jock: "Dude, your body only absorbs 20 grams of protein at a time and you can't train a body part more than once a week."
Informed response: "That's broscience, bro. Your stomach and liver can handle a large sirloin with more than 20 grams of protein just fine. and if you think you can train a body part only once a week, then why do you masturbate every day?" |
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| 4. | soy | ||
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1. n. A thyroid-gland-destroying plant that poisons those who attempt to consume it to prevent itself from going exict. The plant has become one of the greatest health-myths of all time.
2n. Something that should be banned from infant formula. p.s. It can also turn you into a girl by boosting your estrogens levels! "She came down with permanent hypothyrodisim after drinking soy milk"
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| 5. | Defoxification | ||
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Detoxification + Fox News 1) A treatment for poisoning by counteracting the toxic properties, ideas, myths, fallacies and lies which can be readily absorbed by watching Fox News Channel. (n) 2 ) If you defox, or if something defoxes your body, you do something to remove the poisonous effects of Fox News from your body. (v) Defoxes plural, 3rd person present; Defoxing present participle listen defoxed past tense, past participle After a whole evening of Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck, George rushed to the emergency room in hopes that even without health insurance, he could get immediate defoxification for free, or at reduced cost.
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| 6. | Myth-information | ||
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1. To intentionally misinform using myths and other popular misconceptions. 2. Widely held and promoted but false information that has taken on a mythic quality. Misinformation. The official 9/11 story is pure myth-information
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| 7. | vegetables | ||
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1. What humans ate when they couldn't find any meat. 2. What humans eat when they hear myths about how unhealthy meat is. 3. What humans eat when they have too much empathy for animals. Funny thing is, more animals are killed by farming equipment then by killing them for food. 4. What pregnant women eat a lot of and give birth to a vegetable. 1. Link didn't have anything to eat for the night so he tossed Saria's salad.
2. I ate vegetables for about half a year then a certain site proved to me that being a vegetarian is not healthy at all. I took it with a grain of salt. I started eating nothing but meat, eggs, and cheese. I realized how bad I had felt previously. My memory and eyesight improved. I felt truly full for the first time in six months. I continued this diet for about three months. You won't get scurvy from not eating vegetables. You only need the small amount found in meat. 3. People need to stop eating vegetables! All those poor animals getting run over by farming equipment... 4. Thankfully, my mom didn't eat as many vegetables as other pregnant women when I was in her uterus. She knew the importance of meat. |
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