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1. The Max Baucus
"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.

Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.

The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.
"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"
2. cabulance
Transportation for low income public. Transportation to the local hospital. The cost which will never be recovered due to lack of health insurance. Person will usally wait until latenight and have minimum of one vehicle in yard or driveway, and rest of the family memebers will follow to hospital.
Teresa had a cold for sevral days, Late lastnight she decided to call 911 for a Cabulance to transport her to the hospital. She asked her boyfriend to follow in her mother's car.
3. insurancelessness
when you don't have health insurance and you are sick and need to see a doctor or dentist and you know that once you do, you will be living to pay them off, leaving you with no money for recreation whatsoever and you then in return despise the health insurance policies in the USA and continue to live like a pauper.
boy- i just spend $1000 out of my pocket for a root canal and now i'm broke.
girl- insurancelessness sucks.
4. OV
Office Visit

This can appear on the back of a health insurance card.
On the back of my card it lists "OV $10". What does that mean?
5. Slip & Trip
Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental health insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would make your payment if you are sick or injured, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip, Choke & Croak (a similar life insurance) and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
6. Slip & Trip
Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental health insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would make your payment if you are sick or injured, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip, Choke & Croak (a similar life insurance) and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
7. Health Care Riot
1. An angry, sometimes violent, demonstration against health care reform at the local level.

2. A mob that turns out at a Congressional "Town Hall" meeting to oppose the President Obama's health care reform initiative. Many such mobs are organized in advance by conservative lobbying groups supported by the pharmaceutical and insurance industries.

3. A loud, boisterous act of political opposition designed to overwhelm the conversation about health care reform by using shouting and physical intimidation.
John actually supports health care reform, but he wasn't able to speak because the Town Hall Meeting turned into a Health Care Riot.
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