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headwash 

A blow job; to give oral sex to a man. This term was a popular 1980's slang. It is seing a resurgance along with other 80's terms such as dork and joystick.
I caught a headwash from this girl I met at the bar the other night.
headwash by toast455 July 1, 2005
1. Progress.

2. Signs of said progress, often used in relationships to mark reasons why they should still stay together.

3. The time interval or distance between two vehicles, as automobiles, ships, or railroad or subway cars, traveling in the same direction over the same route.
1. Headway in a career.

2. John Doe: "You have to give me some headway here, I'm trying..."

3. Suzie Q: "He's not giving me any headway, I'm gonna pull alongside him and honk my horn and give him a piece of my mind!"

Penis Headwrap 

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.
Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”
Penis Headwrap by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Headcapper 

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.
I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.
Headcapper by tditty October 16, 2008

headwaadle 

AN INTERESTING INVENTION BY IRRELEV4NTBOY WHICH CONSISTS OF SMILING AND MOVING YOUR HEAD SIDE TO SIDE
HE TRIED TO DO THE HEADWAADLE BUT HE ISN'T OG SO HE CAN'T DO IT.
headwaadle by irrelev4ntboy May 8, 2019

Headwatered 

The act of getting ripped off when buying a kayak you suspect is good but is in fact is a made in China piece of garbage.
My kayak cracked, I got Headwatered!