Manchurian Headstand 

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.

Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.

Manchurian Headstand by Michael L Smith October 3, 2006

Russian Headstand 

It is when the girl is on her head on a couch and the guy is holding her legs while they are having sex.

Dude me and my girl did a russian headstand yesterday.

Russian Headstand by The Headstand October 7, 2009

Turkish Headstand 

An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt.

Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.

Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity

Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.

“Bro, she asked me to do the Turkish Headstand—my soul left my body.”

Turkish Headstand by XSP8 June 15, 2025

California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

California Handstand by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

Loverboy Headband 

A headband formed by holding a strip of cloth to your forehead and tying it at the back of your head. Popularized by 80's rockers and epitomized by Mike Reno from Loverboy.

Daniel should have known better than to tangle with Johnny on the beach after he saw Johnny's Loverboy headband. From The Adam Carolla Radio Show

Loverboy Headband by bewareofdow June 19, 2008

hatstand 

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

hatstand by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

headstaggers 

Mental overload common in Northern Irish citizens that can result in an outburst of irrational behaviour

I'll deck my wife if she doesn't shut them kids up there givin' me the headstaggers.

headstaggers by Le Chicken September 17, 2007