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Headster 

Headster is a term used to describe individuals who are hybrids of hipsters and hippis (they're too young to actually be hippis but more accepting main stream cultures).

Music that has a surreal jazz, blues, reggae, funk, classic rock, folk/blue grass influence (or any combination there of) are considered music genres listened to by headsters.

Headers listen to obscure music of yesterday(such as live jam tracks from The Grateful Dead,Led Zeppelin deep tracks, Jethro Tull, Bob Marley, Frank Zappa, the solo work of John Frusciante, the Allman Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel and various other artists who have influenced the hippi culture but whose deeper tracks remained out of view of today's popular music culture and are still too main stream for hipsters.

(MGMT and Sublime are examples of contemporary bands that are too mainstream for hipsters but suit the needs of a headster). Music groups and solo albums that are offshoots of popular bands are also accepted as well.

The term headster is also derived from the relationship the term "head" has with marijuana. Headsters traditionally smoke weed and consume different types of foods that contain THC. Headsters own some form of paraphernalia and have multiple hook ups. Alcohol is also accepted but there is more focus on mind altering substances.

It isn't rare to see a headster drinking tea but it is to see a headster hanging out in a coffee house.
Examples and further explanation (to better explain the differences between Headsters and Hipsters):

Thrift stores are sought out by headsters, since they live bohemian life styles similar to hipsters but actually have a decent sense of fashion. Thrift stores contain articles of clothing that can seem awesome and hip all while being unique.

The clothing headsters wear can range between band shirts to Baja Hoodies (drug rugs)and sweaters that aren't as loud as the traditional hipster sweater. Hemp necklaces, bracelets and beanies are required accessories for a headster, but are not required to be worn at the same time. Vnecks are optional since it is more of a hipster trait.

A headster is typically between the age of 15 and 25. Headsters seek a better version of themselves as well as inner peace. It is not required but 99.67% of the time headsters play an instrument because of the frequent jam sessions that occur when ever two or more headsters are together for more than 20 minutes.

See examples below

"Dude, those headsters down the hall are so baked."

"Dude, did you hear the jam session those headsters had? It was amazing!"

"Dude, did you see those headsters that just got out of the elevator? They all had giant cups of ice cream. They got the mad munchies."

Headster: "Man those hipsters are so condescending."
Headster by Gin of Gin and Tonic October 25, 2011
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Head Smear 

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.
"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."
Head Smear by Effsix April 11, 2010
Beard that seamlessly integrates into your head
David: Yo check out Hugo's headbeard!
Brian: Damn, that's alpha.
David: Strong beard genetics
Headbeard by davsters November 2, 2010

headgear 

tortue made for the children (and some adults) of the world.
A- my orthodontist is making me wear torture made for children
B- headgear?
A- yup.
headgear by chihuahuacheese January 6, 2011

headsman 

a member of a gang that carries out death sentences.

derived from medieval times, where a headsman would behead criminals or traitors in public executions.

see hitman, executioner
Ser Ilyn Payne AKA The King's Justice was the royal headsman for King Joffrey I Baratheon's court in the 'a song of Ice and Fire' saga.
headsman by Tengu March 7, 2007

Headsmanging

The tasteful combination of headbanging and smanging (the combination on smashing and banging). Headsmanging is the best dance move, sex position, and way of life put together. Must be done naked. If you're not headsmanging, you're probably a lifeless virgin.
"Man, I saw Lauren at the club last night and she was headsmanging all over the place. I fucking took pictures."

"Damn, Mr. Grossman's attempt to headsmang is really pathetic....he's still wearing his underwear. what a stupid fuck"
Headsmanging by 900dollaholla September 14, 2011

Arabian Headscarf

When A man is getting head from a girl and he takes his nut sack and stretches it over her face!!!!
I totally choked her to death by giving her an arabian headscarf
Arabian Headscarf by Darkstarpro1 October 23, 2008