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headcheese 

The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.
I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.
headcheese by Calixity August 25, 2005

headshrink 

I laid down and focused on my headshrink
headshrink by Alfo January 31, 2014
A brave and talented men humble and has a unique personality
Hasheen has the best personality
hasheen by Prince tut May 18, 2017

headshrinkers 

We're too young to fall asleep
To cynical to speak
We are losing it
Can't you tell?

This, this is our new song
Just like the last one
A total waste of time
My iron lung

The headshrinkers
They want everything
My uncle Bill
My Belisha beacon
headshrinkers by 12mdkn4 March 23, 2008
Headwheel occurs when you are driving, and one of your passengers makes some sort of inane or ridiculous comment that would normally make you headdesk if you were at your computer. The head moves forward and connects with the steering wheel in a manner meant to vent frustration. With many steering wheel designs, headwheel can produce an extended honk, alerting pedestrians and other motorists of the nutcase in your car.

Headwheel also occurs when you are the victim of an overzealous backseat driver.
"You shouldn't be passing other cars at night!"
*headwheel*

"Don't go so fast around that turn!"
*headwheel*

"Do ...do....do....you need a break man? I'm sotally tober enough to drive!"
*headwheel*

"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD I THINK THAT WAS A COP!"
"That was a tow truck."
"It can still pull us over!"
*headwheel*
headwheel by OrigD September 6, 2009

HeadCheese 

The stuff that get stuck under your foreskin after masturbating or having sex.

David: brb gonna take a shower to get rid of some headcheese.
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