headless chicken 

1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose

1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."

headless chicken by theWestHamfan November 16, 2003

The Headless Chicken

The Headless Chicken is a demoralizing sex-act where two people are in the piledriving position, then the guy pulls out and starts running around holding the chick by the underside of her knees yelling "Headless CHICKEN!" The woman also adds her own screams to the mix because she is being pulled around by the legs with her head on the floor. In this sence, the legs of the upside-down woman resemble the wings of a chicken and the vag resembles where the chicken's head used to be.

"Fred and Daphney were definitly doing it last night. I saw Fred and a pair of legs run by the window so i'm guessing it was the headless chicken, that shit's awesome."

The Headless Chicken by Gnitz456 January 20, 2009

Headless Chicken Race 

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."

The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.

Headless Chicken Race by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006

headless chicken 

Running around aimlessly, without real purpose.

Craig Heaton ran around like a headless chicken, out of position, for a whole 90 minutes. Again.

headless chicken by jimbo1085 November 28, 2010

Headless chicken 

A headless chicken is a sexual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.

I would so headless chicken that girl!

I love you so much I would headless chicken you.

Headless chicken by benz3000 May 18, 2009

headless chicken 

a panic stricken and/or illogical person

The once heroic veteran turned into a regular headless chicken overnight.

headless chicken by The Return of Light Joker May 12, 2010

headless chicken 

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.

Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!

headless chicken by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022