yash headshot 

When you aim for a headshot but shoot your target's leg instead.

Originated from the 16th Century, Zimbabwe. Boy-king Yash Senegulu known for his skill at curving arrows towards a target's leg when aiming for the head. Senegulu used this as a form of physical and mental torture to his enemies.

Pvt. Parts: Tango Down! Next time it's a headshot!
Sgt. Romeo: More like a yash headshot! The last time you said that was when you shot one of them terrorists in the leg!

yash headshot by Ausar April 12, 2013

headphone dent 

A condition that occurs when one wears headphones for an extended period of time, forcing the hair on the center of one's head to be pressed down, creating the appearance of a dent in the center of one's head.

My brother had a killer headphone dent after he spent all day in his room watching YouTube videos.

headphone dent by quickstep7 January 2, 2010

headphonaut 

1. the melding of the words headphone and astronaut
2. Someone who listens to music (some would say in excess) on their (often high quality) headphones, often associated with persons into the more atmospheric and trip hop styles of the electronica genre. These persons are often engrossed with 1 or more elements of the music such as production, layering, nuances of sound, etc. and often lean towards introversion.
3. a trip hop group from MS (US)

He is a headphonaut.

headphonaut by LuAnn A. January 11, 2009

RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.

YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users

RIP Headphone Users by udusers1 October 23, 2011

Boom headshot 

A phrase made popular by a pro gamer named FPS Doug on the internet series Pure Pwnage. FPS Doug says "Boom, headshot" everytime he shoots an opponent in the head in Counterstrike Source or any first person shooter type game.

n00b: OH NO, It's FPS DOUG!!!

- FPS Doug shoots n00b in the head -

FPS Doug: BOOM, HEADSHOT! TAKE THAT N00B!!!

Boom headshot by Andrew1 September 16, 2005

Headphone Blocked

The result of having a conversation with someone and getting no response. Then turning around and realizing that person had his headphones on this whole time.

Mario: Yo Mike I can't believe you cut this guy from your fantasy basketball team. He's really been lighting it up lately. (Long pause.......Turns around and sees Mike listening to his headphones)

Mario: Fuck!! I just got headphone blocked.

Headphone Blocked by gottimafia February 4, 2010

social headlock 

Getting monopolized at a party by a boring person that just won't let you go.

No, I didn't see Dale drop his pants, Faye had me in a social headlock most of the night.

social headlock by puddykast August 7, 2009