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car seat headrest 

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman
-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist
car seat headrest by regiregiregi December 6, 2020

Car Seat Headrest 

An American indie rock band made for gay furries, by gay furries.
Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Car Seat Headrest EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Weezer guy.
Car Seat Headrest by gayfurry420 September 18, 2021

headmaster

headmaster, n.

(1) the principal of a school or similar educational institution

(2) someone who is really good at oral sex
I got sent to the headmaster.
headmaster by IKEA May 12, 2004

Breaking the Ice Headfirst 

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one
Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes

Headmaster

head·mas·ter
/ˌhedˈmastər/
noun
(especially in private schools) the man in charge of a school; the principal.
The headmaster appears to have everything under control.
Headmaster by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

sliding into home headfirst 

performing oral sex
Joe had such a great time - all night he was sliding into home headfirst.