| 36. | Blow Job Mints | ||
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when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head. aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;) |
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| 37. | Dieseled | ||
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A man with a shaved head and who is muscular. That dude is Dieseled.
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| 38. | blisstard | ||
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1) Blissfully Ignorant Bastard. Someone who is ignorant by conscious choice. They love being duped. In Orwellian terms, they instinctively engage in crimestop. a.k.a. yuppie, elitist, fluoride-head 2) Someone who baths themselves in trivial chatter, mindless debate and overconsumption, and will uniformly reject any information that they don’t want to believe, because if properly digested, analyzed and determined to be true, they would be permanently disenchanted by their latest gizmo, video game and/or TV show, and be forced to feel a real emotion - i.e. anger towards tyranny, rage against the corporate machine, etc. 3) Someone who by their own admission doesn’t have all the facts but happily boasts their callow opinion, yet refuses to consider any real facts or another side of the story. 4) NOT a racial slur similar; it is applied without any ethnic background consideration. Common blisstard phrases - “You just need to be more positive.” “Yes we can - ignore reality.” “I don’t listen to ugly people.” “Strong emotions don’t please others.” ----- more...
STUDENT: I was homeschooled my whole life. At age 15, the government came to my home and told my parents they would go to jail if they didn’t place me in the local high school. It was the extreme of government bullying. After completing the necessary forms, the principal’s assistant ushered me to Biology. The classroom had already begun and was in a bitter debate over how many teeth a horse had. My face said it all, but still my uncompromising compassion towards human dignity everywhere compelled me to disapprovingly interrupt, “Why don’t you worthless fucking blisstards just go outside, find a horse and count the teeth yourselves and then begin debating real, unresolved issues - like why the hell our psychotic government is chemtrailing us?” That earned me my second visit to the Principal’s office. Who knew I’d being renewing Sir Francis Bacon’s educational revolution on my first day in Zombie Boot Camp - yeah, you’re right, my parents did. Government schools are deathly afraid of thinkers! ----- CONCERNED FRIEND: After all the data I gave you on vaccines, you still took your daughter to get the Gardicil shot. She drops dead and you’re only thought is, “I should be positive. It was meant to be.” What? Your skin should be blistering from your boiling mad blood. It’s not time to accept the widespread death dealing of the BIG Pharma machine and its ... |
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| 39. | lotto-head | ||
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A person who is so addicted to lottery tickets they become a major pain in the arse in "convenience" store lineups due to holding up people who are genuinely in a hurry. Lotto-heads often compound the time-management problem by searching for the cheapest pack of cigarettes the store carries, thus forcing the cashier to scan numerous brands of smokes until the cheapest pack is found. Often a person on their way to work stops at the corner store and ends up getting stuck behind a compulsive gambler who should be feeding their addiction in a casino rather than holding up customers who are in a rush. As the lotto-head fusses about validating tickets, trying to pick winning numbers / scratch tickets etc. the customer behind them becomes late for work. Gambler - "I'll get the extra on that one and that one and the bonus on that one, NO not that one, the one beside it, also can I get a...let's see, do you have any Western's? ...no eh, are those Gold Rush tickets any good I wonder?, I guess I'll try the Bingo instead. Oh and, what are your CHEAP cigarettes? Do you have John Player's Standard?, no eh, everybody else carries them in the 20 packs, oh I guess I'll try the Accord Blue, how strong are they?
Cashier -"Sorry sir, I don't smoke, I don't really know but a lot of customers get these new Studio smokes" Customer behind gambler clenches teeth and thinks to himself "F***, now I'm late for work, these lotto-heads without jobs... I feel like saying something" |
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| 40. | spontaneous head | ||
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Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness. Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.
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| 41. | Tarona | ||
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Well rounded very head strong girl. Beautiful inside and out. Thoughtful and caring. The type of girl a guy can bring home to meet mom. Top notch type of chick. Proud of where she came from, but humble in the same sense. Very smart and talented. Loves rock music and out of the ordinary things. Tarona's are very unique in more then just their names. They make excellent friends, mothers, and wifes. They love with all their hearts and expect respect! Watch out if you dis-respect a Tarona, they will put you in your place with their quick wit! "Wow that girl is beautiful and smart, she must be a Tarona"
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| 42. | LaDavia | ||
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Clearly!!! Shes a ghetto gurl! Cute, sassy, classy and on top of her game! When LaDavia come around you can expect to have fun Man dat gurl LaDavia turn head!
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