| 1. | Anal Asphyxiation | ||
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A common accourance where a person (male or female), constantly runs out of breath. The cause of this very trajic disease is having one's head to far up their ass. My third cousin nearly died of anal asphyxiation today, when he asked a large woman when she was due. She unfortunately for my cousin was just overly plump.
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| 2. | head up ones ass | ||
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when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass. HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!
wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass. |
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| 3. | Poop Shoot People | ||
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People who have there head shoved so far up there ass. They can't see with out looking out the other end of there body... for example Ben has his head so far up his poop shoot he thinks he is god
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| 4. | Ass Hat | ||
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Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist! Bill is such a fucking bludger hes a freakin ass hat.
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| 5. | bloghat | ||
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Blogger who has his/her head so far up the ass of his/her blog that they're oblivious to the realities of the outside world. Some days I get so wrapped up in my twittering and blogging I forget to check the mail, miss my mortgage payments, and now I"m living in a van down by the river. I'm such a bloghat.
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| 6. | JOshuk | ||
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1. Any individual who has to walk backwards due to the distance and the angle his head is shoved up his asshole. When he is speaking his words literally come from his ass.
2. An individual that is so cowardly that he chooses to go to urbandictionary.com to bitch and complain about his problems in life instead of being a man and saying what he has to say face to face. He who obviously has problems with a "Claudia" who is a female. He is obviously afraid of her beating the shit out of him. Deep down, he knows she can, yet will never admit it openly. You got something to say? Say it to my face, asshole. 3. A gay prostitute with a lisp, wooden leg, and a missing eye. 4: He who just got owned by Claudia. Example 1: "Wow, look at that guy over there, he's walking like a JOshuk, we would need a cave expedition team to look him in the face."
"I saw JOshuk the other day, it looked like he was giving birth to himself." Example 2: "JOshuk finally got ballsy enough to spit his beef at Claudia, she beat the shit out of him, and shoved his head so far up his ass that now he has to walk backwards to see where he is going." Example 3: "Woah, you look horrible, what'd you do last night? Screw a JOshuk?" Example 4: "Dude, you just got JOshuked!! You might want to stay home for a few days, at least until the embarrassment wears off!!' |
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| 7. | Hoop | ||
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A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton. "Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
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