The television commercial never mentions the dangerous side effects.
A picture of the entire, mesmerizing commercial.
Nina: Head what!?
Jake: Head On, apply to your forehead
Nina: Apply what to my what!?
Jake: Head On, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Say it again?
Jake: Head on, apply directly to your forehead
Nina: Can't hear you, sorry
Jake: You need to apply head on
Nina: Oops no signal, sorry gotta hung up
Jake: Head on!