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Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
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a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.
The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

Heated Gamer Moment 

When your true gamer comes out to say some of the most based things in the world. This happens when you ascend to the next level of gaming.
Brody: Luke, why did you just say 16 different racial slurs?

Luke: Sorry, I just had a heated gamer moment.

Dill headed Winkertoss 

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.
"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.
Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

Three-headed monkey 

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.
I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!
Three-headed monkey by Snake March 9, 2005

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.
Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?