| 1. | the shed | ||
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A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead. "The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."
"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through." "Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found." "He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'" |
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| 2. | he-shed | ||
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a guy that has not had sextual intercourse im no longer a he-shed
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| 3. | the shed | ||
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fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning. Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.
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| 4. | shed shit | ||
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Stuff you do behind a shed; esp. eating a girl out, pissing, and laughing at people eating a girl out. Man, that one kid tries to say he doesn't like blow jobs cuz they are nasty, but he shouldn't be judging after that shed shit.
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| 5. | Indian tear | ||
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"to shed an Indian tear" is to shed one tear only, out of either eye "Did you see him Garrett at the end of Saving Private Ryan?"
"Nah, why?" "He shed an Indian tear!" |
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| 6. | woodshed | ||
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To practice one's instrument. It is a term that comes from jazz culture. It originated from drumset practice due to the fact that drum sticks, after hours of playing, start to flake off small bits of wood (usually covering the floor around the drumset). This is reffered to as woodshedding. Although it originated as a drumming term, it is commonly used for any instrument. A shortened form of the word is shedding. Also, people generally refer to a place of practice as a woodshed or a shed. Roy sound great. He's been woodsheddin' lately.
I sound like shit. I gotta hit the shed. This gig coming up is pretty tough. I'd have to shed my parts. |
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| 7. | tool factory | ||
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Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed. Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.
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