Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"
Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."
1)"sherry-ann said that paul said that amy said that will said that lee-anne said that elisha said that jade said that james said he licked you out!"
"yeh well you can tell sherry-ann to tell paul to tell amy to tell will to tell lee-anne to tell elisha to tell jade that none of it's true. james is making up lies because i wouldn't dump my bf for him!"
Guy 2: Things get any where?
Guy 3: No, I did not have a condum. But she did introduce me to the "He Said She Said."