-the inability to separate one's brain from one's genitalia
-the propensity to perceive a concession of something(i.e. conceding a point, acquiescing an idea, agreeing to a compromise, admitting fault or wrongdoing, etc) as a direct threat to one's masculinity
-Frequent show off behavior, bragging, and need to prove oneself to one's peers (result of insecurity)
-Extreme confrontational behavior, low threat threshold, and especially in the presence of other male individuals
-Extreme homophobia, frequent homosexual jokes, usually resulting from super-closeted homosexual tendencies that are improperly dealt with in psychosexual development
-Frequent inability to reach agreements with people, notorious inflexibility in interpersonal relationships due to a need to control, lack of self knowledge, etc.
-generally described as "asshole"
People with HDD may be male or female, but the most frequent victims are male and of low-class backgrounds. The best remedy for HDD is a giant kick in the nuts.
Sean: you already know, I gave her that HDD and now she won't stop blowing up my phone.
Adam: you know what they say, once you give her the HDD you either get her off or you get her off of it.
a particularly common disorder where a male finds himself in a state of high arousal after checking out a foxy lady.
Alex: I'm afraid so, Doc. What can i do to cure it?
Doctor: Well, the only known cure for HDD is a nice helping of ASS.
Alex: Here's my number.