Top Definition
A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.


VARIATIONS OF HA~SES:

Sauce: Sauce is the lame attempt of a group of kids trying to make ha~ses original and their "own thing". They yell the word "sauce" cause they think it makes them as cool as the rest of the ha~ses-ers out there, don't be fooled, their all just a bunch of tool-bags.

Ses: Sessing has a completely different meaning to it. Not to be confused with ha~ses or sauce. Ses is the act of unadulterated fun. It's the act of doing "absolutely nothing sexual" and being really sketchy about it.
A word meaning absolutely nothing that can be randomly shouted at the top of your lungs at any time for no specific reason. Try yelliing ha~ses at your mom, teacher, local rug merchant, or your little sister. It works more effectively when you flick a foreign object across the room while yelling ha~ses.

This ha~ses chaos theory arose in Ocean County, NJ and is slowly spreadiing across the nation.

"The test today will contain thr--"
"HA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"Excuse me?!"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA~SESSSSSSSSSSSSS?!!"
by Anthony April 01, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
n. a large, often chilled, pot of bakalava.
Dear sir, could you please pass the ha~ses?
by Matt Matt Matt April 03, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt