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Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
Eden Hazard by redberet October 20, 2018

Health Hazard 

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.
Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”
Health Hazard by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019
Harry Styles from one direction's nickname called hazza by most directioners
Hazza is my favorite member of 1D
Hazza by laurenk1d July 23, 2012

Tokes of Hazzard 

The very end of a joint where it starts getting harsh
"Dude, that was a fat doobie but i fear we have hit the tokes of hazzard"

"True my friend, i shall roll another....Fetch the doritos"
Tokes of Hazzard by Xyphious August 24, 2007

dukes of hazzard 

(V) To enter or exit a vehicle through the windows rather than the doors.
There was so much crap in my garage, by the time I got my car inside I had to Dukes of Hazzard my ass out of it because I couldn't open the door without hitting something!
dukes of hazzard by Pvt Carter June 19, 2006
something you shouldn't use unless you are a larrie
-Painted nails make Hazza beautiful
Hazza by Tonniey October 15, 2020