sticky kick in the hazelnuts 

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.

Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!

sticky kick in the hazelnuts by MrJenkins October 22, 2010

wazelnuts

a word used as an exclamation when no other word seems to suffice.

"Did you hear Jenny can't come to the party? Her kitty fell in the river."

"Wazelnuts! How'd that happen?"

wazelnuts by MT14 November 27, 2012

hazelnut 

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

hazelnut by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut 

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

hazelnut by cafjosh August 10, 2007

hazlenut spread

noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.

Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)

Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum

Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption

Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."

Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."

hazlenut spread by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010

Stark Raving Hazelnut 

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark

Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut

Stark Raving Hazelnut by Willeth Slatter April 10, 2019

hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.

Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.

hazelnut steamer by Jose Robert September 29, 2006